Scott is a recovering Celebrity Slut who recently fled Los Angeles for the redwoods of Sonoma County. While he says he is over celebrities, he has yet to cancel his subscriptions to Us and In Touch. He dreams of the day that the paparazzi will violate his privacy. He also thinks he should be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. In the moments when he's not deluding himself, he writes treatments for several highly successful music video and commercial directors.
Fresh out of grad school with an MFA in Creative Writing, Scott has confessed to being a chronic bedwetter in JANE and a wannabe hippie in NYLON. He also revealed his lurid fantasies involving Jessica Simpson on McSweeney's. His struggles with sweaty armpits will soon be featured in Men's Health. A relentless procrastinator, he is still thinking about finishing a collection of personal stories (Pit Falls: Misadventures and Shortcomings in the Life of a Bedwetter) that he hopes will someday make him famous. If you think you can help make him famous or want to learn more, please contact Scott.