Published in Jane
The last time I woke up wet—until this morning—was about five months ago. That's when the girl I'd hooked up with raced out of my apartment, huffing about how “Somebody needs to be potty trained.” >>>Read More
Scott Keneally: Writer at Large
it happened to me: bedwetter
naomi in nylon
I'm not a sophisticated drinker. Fine wine always seemed too precious for my taste. So when a friend invited me to a winery, I hesitated. I didn't want someone snickering if I swirled the wine out of the glass or accidentally pronounced the 't' in Merlot. >>>Read More
Published in Nylon
I'm not a sophisticated drinker. Fine wine always seemed too precious for my taste. So when a friend invited me to a winery, I hesitated. I didn't want someone snickering if I swirled the wine out of the glass or accidentally pronounced the 't' in Merlot. >>>Read More
harry morton
Published in Nylon
Harry Morton is squirming in front of the photographer's lens. His arms swerve relentlessly: "This feels like a yearbook photo, can't I move around?" >>>Read More
flirting with disaster
Published in 7x7 Magazine
Time to come clean. I cannot, for the life of me, get a date. I get no love, no attention, no nothing. And it's not for lack of effort. Since my most recent breakup, a few weeks ago, I've asked out 16 girls. I'm zero for 16. >>>Read More
wannabe hippie
Published in Nylon
I lost the spirit of Christmas at an early age as soon as I realized that Mom was in cahoots with Santa Claus. As I tore open box after box of khakis, turtle necks, sweaters and Argyle socks, all in hopes of finding a toy or two, Mom reassured me, 'Even Santa knows the clothes make the man.' >>>Read More
carey hart
Carey Hart is out of his fucking mind. At least that's what you might assume. After all, on the path to sticking the first ever motorbike backflip, the Freestyle Motocross maverick has snapped just about every bone you can name, and a bunch you can't. >>>Read More
Published in Nylon
Carey Hart is out of his fucking mind. At least that's what you might assume. After all, on the path to sticking the first ever motorbike backflip, the Freestyle Motocross maverick has snapped just about every bone you can name, and a bunch you can't. >>>Read More
celebrity slut
Published in Fresh Yarn
Published in Fresh Yarn
When I was eleven, my older sister Kelly said that someone famous was going to be at Thanksgiving dinner: "You've probably never heard of him but he's in the encyclopedia. And, he is related to us." >>>Read More