Last night the kind folks at JANE magazine invited me to a charity event at some P.I.M.P. Beverly Hills mansion. I'm not exactly sure what the "Clothes Off Our Back" charity was all about, but I had a dandy old time. With all the young model-types roaming around, it felt like the set of Entourage. In fact, one "actress" I briefly talked to said she was recently in an episode of Entourage.
"Oh really?" I pressed. "What was your character?"
She explained that it was the episode where Kevin Dillon's character went to a plastic surgeon's office for calf implants. "I was in the doctor's office," she explained, "and Kevin was admiring my boobs."
Oh. I thought.
"Did you have any lines?"
"Wouldn't you say you are an 'extra' more than an actress?"
These questions were on the tip of my tongue, but then a very pregnant Heidi Klum breezed past and I scurried over to her. She and Heidi are essentially the same breed of woman, making a living off their looks, but I know you'd rather see me standing next to Heidi than some random extra. Right?
posted by Scott Keneally @ 4:10 PM
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