I'm driving two cases of Roshambo wine to a Sundance Film Festival part in Utah. The hosts of the party are big fans of Naomi's winery and asked us to donate some cases. It sounds like the perfect opportunity to promote Roshambo to their 500 guests, including directors, actors, producers, writers, models and who have you. I could rub elbows with some celebrities. Maybe I'll slip Paris Hilton a pink Roshambo shirt, or snap a photo of The Rock throwing a Rock. It's no secret that Hollywood manufactures desire. So the sooner these A-listers jump on board with the brand, the sooner you'll find us on every wine list. And since I tend to have an easier time networking than Verizon, I'm poised to spread the Gospel of Roshambo. But there's a hitch.
No celebrities. Not even any C-listers. Sure, there are a couple of vaguely familiar people. Take the very buxom Dita De Leon, for instance. According to the glossy full-color 4x6 rack card she slips me, "You've seen her on Comedy Central's 'Showbiz Show' with David Spade as a Sexy Helper, HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' with Larry David as a Playboy Playmate and MTV's Tom Green Show as Tom's blind date." DD-list.
Later in the night, I hear rumors that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz showed up. Sure, I think. That must have been right around the time when I was getting head from a Hilton.
posted by Scott Keneally @ 4:25 PM
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Was Nicki in the back seat of your car with us and I didn't notice? I hope she doesn't tell anyone what we were smoking!
Hi Scott! Miss you....ring me up if your in LA
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